GLOOF
badly drawn frog, perfectly drawn vibes
why do people love this stupid frog? nobody knows. maybe it's the wonky lines. maybe it's the way he sits there, unbothered, unoptimized, unserious. in a world of perfect vectors, gloof remains beautifully, defiantly mid. that's the vibe. that's the movement. that's gloof.
GLOOF STATS
1,000,000+
Frog Lovers
99.9%
Badly Drawn
INFINITE
Vibes
WHAT IS GLOOF?
gloof isn't just a frog. it's a lifestyle. a rejection of perfection. a celebration of the wonky, the weird, the wonderfully off-center.
in 2025, while everyone else was chasing flawless AI art and pristine renders, gloof emerged from the swamp with his crooked smile and asymmetrical eyes. and the people said: "yes. this is it."
now gloof sits on his lily pad, watching the world scroll by, a reminder that sometimes the best things in life are delightfully, unapologetically imperfect.
GLOOF FAQ
Q: Why is gloof so badly drawn?
A: because perfection is overrated. gloof is beauty in its rawest form.
Q: Can I draw my own gloof?
A: absolutely. the worse it looks, the better. embrace the chaos.
Q: What's gloof's favorite food?
A: badly drawn flies. and vibes. mostly vibes.
JOIN THE SWAMP
don't just watch gloof. BE gloof. embrace the badly drawn. reject the perfect. live the vibe.
gloof 2025. all rights reserved (kinda).
stay wonky. stay weird. stay gloof.